Fékk þetta í t-pósti. Enjoy!

Girlfriends and Sisters Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!
National Girlfriends Day
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
It is good to be a woman:


1. We got off the Titanic first.


2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.


3 Taxis stop for us.


4. We don't look like a frog in a b lender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.


6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.


7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.


8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.


9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.


11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.


12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.


13. We will never regret piercing our ears.


14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.


15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Athugasemdir

[Jenný Anna Baldursdóttir, 3.4.2007 kl. 20:11]

Hreint dásamlegur texti verður notaður grimmt við hin ýmsu tækifæri.

[SM, 3.4.2007 kl. 21:57]

,,9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there."

[Bleika Eldingin, 4.4.2007 kl. 00:20]

hahaha, við stelpurnar eru náttlega alveg.. 

[Bravehart (IP-tala skráð) 4.4.2007 kl. 01:47]

úff hvað þetta er fyndið ... núna eiga karlmenn náttúrulega ekki að móðgast. En ef brandaranum væri snúið við, myndu heldur betur femínasistarnir snúast í hringi og garga í alla fjölmiðla.

Mér, sem karlmanni finnst persónulega svona lélegir brandarar sem stimpla helming mannkyns sem hálfvita, ekki fyndnir. Ég virði samt frelsi þeirra sem kjósa að birta slíkt efni.

Myndu þeir virða frelsi mitt?

[dvergur, 12.4.2007 kl. 18:49]

Brandarar um fólk eru fyndnir og brandarar um afmarkaða hópa geta alveg verið fyndnari. Mér finnast brandarar um dverga t.d. langnæstfyndnustu brandararnir.